Offbeatism

Peek-a-boo, we see you…

Agent Provocateur: Provokes A Tear
This is the Photoshop disaster equivalent to one of those 3-D patterns that you have to gaze into and then suddenly you can see it. You have to be patient; it can take several seconds.

Edwin Jeans: Pittiful
Shrink to fit.

FHM: Yakuza Babe
At 4am somewhere, a designer wakes up and utters, “Oh God I forgot to put her finger back in.”

Mamma Mia: Neckrophilia
Ode To A Photoshop Artist
Oh Mamma Mia Photoshop artist.
I see you working away at your poster.
You are delighted by the sparkling background.
The background is totally top notch.
Lets hope it distracts people from the hack job on her neck.
Perhaps she had a glandular infection.
Or is in the process of swallowing a whole melon.
You know, the way snakes swallow pigs.
There are many possible explanations.

Victoria’s Secret: Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Human?
All we know is that something bad happened and underwear was involved.

Glamour: She’s A Witch
[Insert joke about Christina Aguilera having wonky fingers here]

Ferre: Abs Fab
Memo to Gianfranco Ferre: Has your Art Director ever even seen a naked man?

Out Magazine: Hey Mr DJ Put A Record On I’m Microcephalic
It looks great, yeah great. You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn’t hiding the banner. Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. Yes, I know. Just make it smaller. Just do it. I’m just going to go ahead and make that an order. If you could do that, that would be great.

Oh, and if you could make her shoulder disappear, that would also be great.

W: As In WTF
Mmmmmm mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.

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Photoshop disasters taken from PsD’s “Baroque Anatomy” archive.

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Written by Offbeatism [LMD]

December 3, 2009 at 4:25 pm

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